SpinTunes 3: Round 4 Song – Space Creatures From Outer Space

A Boffo Yux Dudes/ Pop Machine Collaboration – our 50’s Sci-Fi – horror – beach party song for the Bayou

Scott Mercer and Al Morgan

Run Will Robinson, Run!

Run Will Robinson, Run!

 

MALT SHOP IN THE SKY/SPACE CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE/DO THE OCTOPUS

It was a dark and rainy night
I begged her not to go

Was I wrong, or was she right?
I guess I’ll never know

I’ll always know just where she is
But never how or why

My baby’s in that malt shop in the sky
The Chevy felt so heavy

The road so slick and wet
That I forgot to fix the brakes

I will always regret
The road went left, the car went right

A Chevy cannot fly
My baby’s in that malt shop in the sky

But who could know the really big surprise
The crash was seen by unexpected eyes

IT WAS SPACE CREATURES FROM OUTER SPACE!

Space Creatures from Outer Space
Space Creatures from Outer Space
Space Creatures from Outer Space
They’re talking our women back to their place

They got ten eyes
They got 12 arms
Earth girls can’t resist their charms

Space Creatures from Outer Space
Space Creatures from Outer Space
Space Creatures From Outer Space
They never lie, but they are two-faced.

ALIEN #1: I love Earth women!

ALIEN #2: I haven’t had this much fun since I was orbiting Uranus!

They pick up chick to take to Mars
In souped-up hot rod spaceship cars

Space Creatures from Outer Space
Space Creatures from Outer Space
Space Creatures From Outer Space
Never dare them to a drag race

MAKE ‘EM DO THE OCTOPUS!

Why don’t you get three friends
Stand face to face
Wiggle your arms
All over the place

Chorus:
Do The Octopus!
It’s really great!
Do The Octopus!
Don’t be late!
Do the Octopus!
To the power of eight!

One and one is two
Two and two is four
Four and four is eight
And there just ain’t no more

Chorus

Eeenie Meenie Mi
Meenie Mynie Moe
Take an octopus
And grab him by the toe toe toe toe toe toe toe toe

Chorus

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BYD365: Oh dear. He missed all the vital organs…

Speculation Theater Monday

What if Master of Suspense Alfred Hitchcock had been a Door To Door Life Insurance Salesman?

The boys tie one on. Scott is a little choked up about it.

Alfred shows his business acumen while up-selling a new potential client. Somehow, I think he’ll be closing the sale quickly…

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BYD365: It’s Free!

It’s Free!

Just because it is, doesn’t mean you have to take it.

You'd think the Bunny Suit would be a warning.

Random wackiness with Bob Wolf and WHEB-FM Engineer Ken Neenan in the studio. These things kinda happen when you don’t have a script.

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BYD365: Don’t Worry Johnson… I’ll Get Double Prints!

Office Tips Tuesday

Pat and his crusty pal

Sometimes you pose for pictures... sometimes you don't.

Office Tips – Camera

Ted Steadman again show us why he’s king of the Office, with his tips on etiquette and ways to get ahead in the workplace.

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BYD365: Watson, we’ve got to work on this case of the mad Proctologist…

Speculation Theater Monday
What if Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein Monster was Sherlock Holmes’ assistant?

What the hell is in my hand, a fanny pack?

Pensive, Happy, and Devious at the 1st WJPZ Reunion - Syracuse, NY

Sometimes inspiration hits and magic happens. Once we thought of Peter Boyle as Watson, this one came together quickly. We had to toss in a little homage to ‘Young Frankenstein’ with the violin music. Enjoy!

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Sounds like you’re on the way to good mental health, PUNK!

Speculation Theater Monday

What if Clint Eastwood had been a Psychologist?

Just follow the path...

As you can see, this is the way to good mental health... start digging.

Our pal Clint shows us how he’d take care of mental health issues… Enjoy.

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That’s what they said about the Jack and Jill case, Sam, and it turned out to be a Murder-Suicide!

Speculation Theater Monday

Literally using handcuffs

Don't you just love props?

 

What if TV Coroner Quincy Had Investigated the Death of Humpty Dumpty?

The granddaddy of TV Medical Examiners has a tough case to crack. I was going to do a string of egg puns, but you get the drift. Ommlettin’ you off easy. Oops. (Scrambles for cover) Enjoy!

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This caused the Irish chap to make a very nasty pun about the Queen’s Royal Box…

Alfred’s St. Patty’s Day Tips

Al has a way with getting his way...

Anyone who says they're not Irish is just green with envy.

Alfred is back with more advice on how to celebrate St. Patty’s Day.  I just love this guy. Enjoy

(Repost from last year.)

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Who’s Doing Who? Whose saying Who’s Doing Who? And Who’s Gonna Get it Done To Them?

Office Tips Tuesday

‘Men’s Room’

Worshiping White Castle in a Willkes-Barre, PA supermarket

Back off, Grandma! These puppies are mine!

Office Tips was inspired by all the sales weasels we had to deal with in our day. A few were stand up people. A few were total dicks. We based Ted on some of the latter.

I tried to put a little bit of kindness into my portrayal of him. He wasn’t out to toss people under the bus. They just happened to get in the way. Really, it was nothing personal!

We did a bunch of these for the syndicators. While you may not agree with Ted’s methods, he does have a surprising amount of useful content in his words. If you can stand to listen that long. Enjoy.

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The fault, sir, is not mine. It seems the patrons are not hungry today.

Speculation Theater Monday

What if Richard Burton had been a Hot Dog Vendor in Shea Stadium?

Tom & Pat goofing on the 'Ask The Manager' set of TV-38

What do you mean, 'these are props and we're on a set?'

I don’t know how Pat ended up with a Richard Burton impression, or why we thought he’d make a lousy Hot Dog vendor. It did make us laugh though. Enjoy!

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